By Jonathan Mwaniki, Citizens Against Corruption eye opener, Nairobi – March 7, 2018

You and other so-called African intellectuals are lazy, each one of you only going for leadership; just to fill their own stomach and steal from the poor. It is you and not those poor starving people, who are the reason Africa is in such a deplorable state.

This lengthy discussion between a Zambian and an American on a flight to Boston is a distressing reality of how the World Bank and IMF continue to conspire against development and prosperity in Africa while so-called intellectuals wallow in self-edifice contributing nothing to national prosperity – right now many are on strike in hospitals and universities demanding better remunerations.

This article is a painful narrative by US-based Zambian media practitioner, author, PhD candidate with a B.A. in Mass Communication and Journalism, and an M.A. in History.

They call the Third World the lazy man’s purview; the sluggishly slothful and languorous prefecture. In this realm people are sleepy, dreamy, torpid, lethargic, and therefore indigent—totally penniless, needy, destitute, poverty-stricken, disfavored and impoverished. In this demesne, as they call it, there are hardly any discoveries, inventions, and innovations.

Africa is the trailblazer. Some still call it “the Dark Continent” for the light that flickers under the tunnel is not that of hope, but an approaching train. And because countless keep waiting in the way of the train, millions die and many more remain decapitated by the day.

“It’s amazing how you all sit there and watch yourselves die,” the man next to me said. “Get up and do something about it. When I first discovered I was going to spend my New Year’s Eve next to him on a non-stop JetBlue flight from Los Angeles to Boston I was angst-ridden. I associate marble-shaven Caucasians with iconoclastic skin-heads, most of who are racist.

“My name is Walter,” he extended his hand as soon as I settled in my seat.

I told him mine with a precautious smile.

“Where are you from?” he asked. “Zambia.”

“Zambia!” he exclaimed, “Kaunda’s country.” “Yes,” I said, “Now Sata’s.”

“But of course,” he responded. “You just elected King Cobra as your president.”

My face lit up at the mention of Sata’s moniker.

Walter smiled and in those cold eyes I saw an amenable fellow, one of those American highbrows who shuttle between Africa and the U.S. He said, “I spent three years in Zambia in the 1980s. I wined and dined with Luke Mwananshiku, Willa Mungomba, Dr. Siteke Mwale, and many other highly intelligent Zambians.”

He lowered his voice. “I was part of the IMF group that came to rip you guys off.” He smirked. “Your government put me in a million dollar mansion overlooking a shanty called Kalingalinga. From my patio I saw it all—the rich and the poor, the ailing, the dead, and the healthy.”

“Are you still with the IMF?” I asked.

“I have since moved to yet another group with similar intentions. In the next few months my colleagues and I will be in Kenya to hypnotize the Raisi I work for the broker that has acquired a chunk of your debt. Your government owes not the World Bank, but us millions of dollars. We’ll be in Lusaka to offer your president a couple of millions and fly back with a check twenty times greater.”

“No, you won’t,” I said. “King Cobra is incorruptible. He is …”

He was laughing. “Says who? Give me an African president, just one, who has not fallen for the carrot and stick.”

Quett Masire’s name popped up.

“Oh, him, well, we never got to him because he turned down the IMF and the World Bank. It was perhaps the smartest thing for him to do.”

At midnight we were airborne. The captain wished us a happy 2015 and urged us to watch the fireworks across Los Angeles.

“Isn’t that beautiful,” Walter said looking down.

From my middle seat, I took a glance and nodded admirably.

“That’s white man’s country,” he said. “We came here on Mayflower and turned Indian land into a paradise and now the most powerful nation on earth. We discovered the bulb, and built this aircraft to fly us to pleasure resorts like Lake Zambia or lake Kenya.”

I grinned. “There is no Lake Zambia or lake Kenya

He curled his lips into a smug smile. “That’s what we call your countries. You guys are as stagnant as the water in the lake. We come in with our large boats and fish your minerals and your wildlife and leave morsels – crumbs. That’s your staple food, crumbs. That corn-meal you eat, that’s crumbs, the small Tilapia fish you call Kapenta/omena are crumbs. We the Bwanas (whites) take the cat fish. I am the “Bwana” and you are the “mtu”. I get what I want and you get what you deserve, crumbs. That’s what lazy people get – Zambians, Kenyans, other Africans and the entire Third World.”

The smile vanished from my face.

“I see you are getting pissed off,” Walter said and lowered his voice. “You are thinking this Bwana is a racist. That’s how most Zambians and Kenyans respond when I tell them the truth. They go ballistic. Okay. Let’s for a moment put our skin pigmentations, this black and white crap, aside. Tell me, my friend, what is the difference between you and me?”

I said “There’s no difference.”

“Absolutely none,” he exclaimed. “Scientists in the Human Genome Project have proved that. It took them thirteen years to determine the complete sequence of the three billion DNA subunits. After they were all done it was clear that 99.9% nucleotide bases were exactly the same in you and me. We are the same people. All white, Asian, Latino, and black people on this aircraft are the same.”

I gladly nodded. “And yet I feel superior,”

He smiled fatalistically. “Every white person on this plane feels superior to a black person. The white guy who picks up garbage, the homeless white trash on drugs, feels superior to you no matter his status or education. I can pick up a nincompoop from the New York streets, clean him up, and take him to Lusaka and you all be crowding around him chanting muzungu, muzungu and yet he’s a riffraff. Tell me why my angry friend.”

For a moment I was wordless.

“Please don’t blame it on slavery like the African Americans do or colonialism, or some psychological impact or some kind of stigmatization. And don’t give me the brainwash poppycock. Give me a better answer.”

I was thinking.

He continued. “Excuse what I am about to say. Please do not take offense.”

I felt a slap of blood rush to my head and prepared for the worst.

“You my friend flying with me and all your kind are lazy,” he said. “When you rest your head on the pillow you don’t dream big. You and other so-called African intellectuals are lazy, each one of you only going for leadership; just to fill their own stomach and steal from the poor. It is you and not those poor starving people, who are the reason Africa is in such a deplorable state.”

“That’s not a nice thing to say,” I protested.

He was implacable. “Oh yes it is and I will say it again, you are lazy in your minds. Poor and uneducated Africans are the most hardworking people on earth. I saw them in the Lusaka markets and on the street of Nairobi selling merchandise. I saw them in villages toiling away. I saw women on Kafue Road crushing stones to sell and I wept. I said to myself where are the Zambian intellectuals? And in Kenya l saw women as bricklayers. Where are these intellectual men?”

He continued, “Are the Zambian or Kenyan engineers so imperceptive they cannot invent a simple stone crusher or a simple water filter to purify well water for those poor villagers? Or sort out the drainage system to make Biogas or rivers purification systems. Are you telling me that after thirty-seven years or 50 of independence your university School of Engineering has not produced a scientist or an engineer who can make simple small machines for mass use? What is the school there for?”

I held my breath.

“Do you know where I found your intellectuals? They were in bars quaffing. I saw with my own eyes a bunch of alcoholic graduates. Calling themselves policy makers Zambian, Kenyans, other African intellectuals work from eight to five and spend the evening drinking. The only time they wake up early is when they rush to TV stations to display their lack of understanding of their own political leaders dragging your countries down bottomless pits of poverty dug by World Bank and IMF.”

We don’t. We reserve the evening for brainstorming.”

He looked me in the eye.

“And you flying to Boston and all of you Africans in the Diaspora are just as lazy and apathetic to their country. You don’t care about your country and yet your very own parents, brothers and sisters live there. Many have died or are dying of neglect by you as democratic government. They are dying of AIDS because you cannot come up with your own preventive measures. Too much immorality.

He went on, “You are here calling yourselves graduates, researchers and scientists and are fast at articulating your credentials once asked—oh, I have a PhD in this and that, so what? What next? Handouts from IMF? Then repay?”

I was deflated.

“Wake up you all!” he exclaimed, attracting the attention of nearby passengers. “You should be busy lifting ideas, formulae, recipes and diagrams from American manufacturing factories and sending them to your own factories. All those dissertation papers you compile should be your country’s treasure. Why do you think the Asians are a force to reckon with? They stole our ideas and turned them into their own. Look at Japan, China, India, just look at them flooding supermarkets globally.”

He paused. “The Bwana has spoken,” he said and grinned. “As long as you are dependent on my plane, I shall feel superior and you my friend shall remain inferior, how about that? The Chinese, Japanese, Indians, even Latinos are a notch better. You Africans are at the bottom of the totem pole.”

He tempered his voice. “Get over this white skin syndrome and begin to feel confident. Become innovative and make your own stuff for God’s sake.”

At 8 a.m. the plane touched down at Boston’s Logan International Airport. Walter reached for my hand. “I know I was too strong, but I don’t give a damn. I have been to Zambia , Kenya , other African countries and have seen too much poverty in the midst of opulence built on looting of public coffers.”

He pulled out a piece of paper and scribbled something. “Here, read this. It was written by a friend.” He had written only the title: “Lords of Poverty.” Thunderstruck, I had a sinking feeling. I watched Walter walk through the airport doors to a waiting car. He had left a huge dust devil twirling in my mind, stirring I remembered some who have since passed away – how they got the highest grades in mathematics and the sciences and attained the highest education on the planet.

They had been to Harvard, Oxford, Yale, Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT), only to leave us with not a single invention or discovery. I knew some by name and drunk with them at the Lusaka Playhouse and Intercontinental Hotel, Safari Park Kenya and Central Sports in Lusaka

Walter is right. It is true that since independence we have failed to nurture creativity and collective orientations. We as a nation lack a workhorse mentality and behave like 13 million civil servants dependent on a government pay cheque. Kenyans have themselves to blame for crippling poverty and under-development.

We believe that development is generated 8-to-5 behind a desk wearing a tie with our degrees hanging on the wall. Such a working environment does not offer the opportunity for fellowship, mentorship, the excitement of competition, or the spectacle of innovative rituals. This is a great contradiction to the sweeping statement by Cabinet Secretary Eugene Wamalwa who said anthropological research had shown Kenya is not only the cradle for mankind but also innovation and entrepreneurship.

But the intelligentsia is not solely or even mainly, to blame. The larger failure is due to political circumstances. As  Walter’s advises let’s begin to look for a technologically active-positive leadership. That way we can mass produce our own stone crushers, water filters, water pumps, razor blades and harvesters even for export or dig our own boreholes without IMF being involved.

Let’s dream big and make tractors, cars and planes, or like Walter said, forever remain inferior among the human race. A fundamental transformation of our country from what is essentially non-innovative to a strategic superior African country requires a bold risk-taking educated leadership with a triumphalist attitude.

Don’t be highly strung and feel insulted by Walter. It is like shooting the messenger. Take a moment and think about our country. Our journey from 1963 has been marked by milestones of ethnic hate and politics of poverty. It has been an emotionally overwhelming experience of despair.

Each one of us has lost a loved one to poverty, hunger, and disease or induced alcoholic and environmental degradation catastrophic floods deaths. Cemeteries are filling up in all urban towns, municipalities and cities. It’s time to change our socio-political culture. Stop electing and admiring thieves because they are members of our tribe.

We worship leaders who clearly demonstrate their leadership is about enriching themselves , educating their children and perpetuating mass poverty while they enjoy wasteful lifestyle hopping around the country in helicopters to attend funerals when their dying voters wallow in abject poverty eating wild berries and digging holes in the bush to drain dirty water to drink, cook with and share with their livestock. Human beings living like wild animals in Baringo where their leader was Member of Parliament, Vice President and President for close to 50 years is a great shame.

As you read this article maize is rotting in lorries outside National Cereals and produce Board in Nakuru whose farmers have not been paid to prepare their farms and grow more as three million Kenyans stare at death from hunger, Kenya political and business leaders are busy working out how they can import billions of shillings worth of duty free maize as they have every time Kenya has experienced severe drought. Before Parliament is a Bill to increase energy costs of petroleum fuels and electricity when global prices are at rock bottom.

It’s time for Zambians, Kenyans, Nigerians and other Africans intellectuals and thinkers to cultivate an active-positive progressive movement that will change citizens lives forever. Don’t be afraid or dispirited, rise to the challenge and salvage the young generation focusing on an industrial future. Criticisms never change lives, they frustrate and waste time – brainstorm over ideas that can change life for better. If never changed the course of history.

Why should Kenya import easy-to-manufacture products like tooth picks, matchboxes, pencils, pangas, cloth wear and other textile products, including handkerchiefs after our factories collapsed on the weight of imports that provide jobs in foreign countries while unemployment is soaring in Kenya? Kenya’s urban centres have the highest fastest growing slum settlements populations in the world – truly ticking bombs in the making.

Why did Kenya policy makers listen to World Bank/IMF idea of “free market” that killed our industries? It is because they personally gained from the sale of public parastatals disposal. Some own millions of shillings worth of homes in Europe and America yet hold top public jobs jobs here. Kenya must seize the opportunity to become Africa’s Taiwan, Singapore and the Far East Tigers and all it requires is a socio-economic trigger.

That is what Citizens Against Corruption intends to do through cottage industries that will grow into manufacturing factories for domestic and export markets while fighting Africa’s biggest development enemy – Corruption. We are dreaming big. Read –